Well, the goats have discovered that when we are working on the electric fence it means the fence isn’t turned on, therefore, they can escape with impunity. The day before yesterday they got out and were making short work of my shrubs, so I sent the boy out with our “secret weapon” to round them up. You see, our goats KNOW what a bag of Sweet 16 (their favorite thing in the whole-wide-world) looks like! He walked out of the barn with that bag and whistled and was almost stampeeded. Better run, boy, before they knock ya down and take that bag of feed away. If they discover it is empty they are going to stomp you into a bloody pulp.
